Mr Cool
Cool as a cucumber.
A proud Cucumbrian, Mr Cool is the liaison officer between the many heroes, teams and organisations across the land. Instrumental in helping Alpha Man assemble the Alpha Crew, he can usually be found solving problems with diplomacy, tact and an impressive amount of self-belief. He possesses a - dare we say it - cool head and unwavering confidence in his own sense of style. The only thing bigger than his reputation… is his opinion of how cool he is.
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