Keyboard Warrior
The internet never sleeps. Unfortunately, neither does The Keyboard Warrior.
Kevin Wayne, A.K.A. ‘Keys’ - but only by himself - spends every waking hour searching for new ways to annoy the heroes of Alpha Crew. Whether he’s posting outrageous conspiracy theories, leaving one-star reviews for businesses he’s never visited, or arguing with complete strangers over things he clearly knows nothing about, there’s always another keyboard waiting to be pounded into submission.
Hunkered down inside Sweet Oblivion’s underground headquarters beneath B Central, Keys survives on a diabolical diet of takeaway pizza, burgers and enough caffeine to power a small city. Despite being in his mid twenties, a combination of late nights, junk food and relentless trolling has aged him terribly. If there’s an argument happening anywhere on the internet, chances are he started it. If there isn’t one… give him five minutes and a Wi-Fi connection.
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